Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Kumquat Carols

Enjoy your holidays and make sure to sing these kumquat carols!

To the tune of Rudolph the red nosed reindeer

Tobango the red fleshed kumquat
Had very shiny skin!
If you ever ate it
You would say it tastes good

All of the other kumquats
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Tobango
Join in any kumquat trees

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
George Muterstein came to say
Tobango with your skin so bright
won't you guide my company today?

Then all the kumquats loved him
As they shouted with glee
Tobango the red fleshed kumquat
You'll go down in history!


To the tune of we wish you a merry Christmas

We wish you a merry kumquat
We wish you a merry kumquat
We wish you a merry kumquat
And a happy kumquats eve!

We'll give you lots of Ferkingtons
We'll give you lots of Ferkingtons
We'll give you lots of Ferkingtons
And a Saccelberry-Gerard!


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